Thursday, November 23, 2006

Tequila: Have you hugged your toilet today?

Well, I thought it was a toilet, but it was really the kitchen sink.

Tequila and drinking quotes

"Eggnog, who thought that one up? 'I wanna get a lil drunk, but I also want some pancakes.' You know what eggnog really is, your not gonna wanna hear it but I'll tell ya, it's elf cum, you might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass. But I dont wanna tell you how to live your life. Do what you do." - Dave Attell

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -Mitch Ratliffe

"They speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst" - Scottish Proverb

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." - Raoul Duke in the movie/book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Fuck Wheaties. This is the breakfast of champions.

Three Amigos drink tequila

Jefe: We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many piñatas?
Jefe: Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Limes are for girls. Men drink tequila straight.

I see tequila and chicks!! Yesss!!!!!
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Chick on chick bodyshots!!
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Drink that tequila!!
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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Toothless tequila karaoke

I'm just a rhinestone cowboy with 2 toofs left.

Sure must be easy to floss.

Pee Wee Herman Tequila Dance

There is no bigger influence on the tequila drinking movement than Pee Wee Herman's tequila dance. Lift up your shot glass in honor of the great one.

Monday, October 16, 2006

nothing is better than a bottle of tequila in each hand, nothing.

Umberto is HAPPY AGAIN, originally uploaded by swankspike.

tequilas goggles worse than beer goggles

Tequila Party 048, originally uploaded by silexelis.

dont pass out at da tequila party

After the Tequila party, originally uploaded by markchambers99.

i dontz drinkz tequilas

Tequila Party - 2, originally uploaded by Chris Simmons.

too much tequilas

FREAK, originally uploaded by Mixed Up Confusion.

don't spill dem tequilas

floorgarita, originally uploaded by bitte, baby, bitte..

ultimatez tequilas

Taj tries the Cazuela, originally uploaded by Ed Fladung.

der is nebber enupf tequilas

drinkz dem tequilas or i beatz u

don't spillz da tequilas, bitches

Ol' school drink - Tequila Pops!, originally uploaded by saffyz.

tequilas are for strong mans

jaxxx was drinking tequila, originally uploaded by stv slv.

tequila drinking car salesman

tequila babez

drinking tequila, originally uploaded by Miss Mansson.

tequilas on da streetz

Drinking Tequila, originally uploaded by Lara May.

Suicide tequila

Suicide tequila, originally uploaded by henribergius.

Suicide tequila: drink the tequila, snort the salt in your nose, and put the lemon in your eye.

Jay and Silent Bob drinkz tequilas

tequila., originally uploaded by Phillip the Filipino.

tequila freakz

tequila shots, originally uploaded by ap&.

Tequila Slammers

Tequila Slammers, originally uploaded by tonyharrison.

da James Bond of tequilas drinkingz

Tequila Good!, originally uploaded by notequal.

Diz tequila burnz my face

Vicky and friends, originally uploaded by jasp3.

slighlty fruity tequilas drinkingz

Camp Tequila Drinking, originally uploaded by rightee.

how to drinkz dem tequilas

HOW TO DRINK TEQUILA, originally uploaded by happy via.

dis be how de do dat

i takez ur tequilas and drinkz dem all, jankee

Tequila, originally uploaded by Giant Ginkgo.

Si, Amigo

Si, Amigo, originally uploaded by MarGumby.

I'll bring da limez

We getz nutz

Wasted away in Margaritaville, originally uploaded by Terry_Lea.

drankz da tequila

drankz_da_tequila, originally uploaded by lotsofdonkeys.

i drankz ur tequilas

i did drinkz dem.