"Eggnog, who thought that one up? 'I wanna get a lil drunk, but I also want some pancakes.' You know what eggnog really is, your not gonna wanna hear it but I'll tell ya, it's elf cum, you might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass. But I dont wanna tell you how to live your life. Do what you do." - Dave Attell
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -Mitch Ratliffe
"They speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst" - Scottish Proverb
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